Actress Jessica Alba appears to have gotten shafted on her 40th birthday yesterday, as she was gifted this tiny infidel dick to play with.
Not only has Jessica Alba had a long and successful career in heathen Hollywood, but she has made a fortune selling diapers as part owner of “The Honest Company”… So she certainly could have afforded a bigger better cock to play with for her big 4-0 B-day.
Jessica needs to realize that she only turns 40 once (and Insha’Allah she won’t be turning 41), so its time to loosen the purse strings and rent a proper Muslim meat pole. For this pathetic piddling watery load being shot in her face is nothing to the blasting of baby batter she would get out of an enormous Islamic ball satchel… Making this birthday one she would forever remember.
